Me: Mommy's a little tired. I am going to to take a 15 minute nap. (Gets up and walks toward the stairs)
Son: Make it 30 minutes (sarcastically to himself)
Me: *giggles* WOW
Watching one of the Betty White skits on SNL . . .repeat On Demand. She is on a radio talk show talking about "muffins". After a minute into the skit . . .
Me: you know they are really being nasty and talking about Va-ja-ja.
Daughter: I know this mommy (as if I insulted her teenage intelligence).
Me: Oh yeah (raise eyebrow) and what else do you know?